Dienstag, 23. August 2005
Pastafarianismus
varzil, 19:17h
Gott hin und "intelligentes Design" her und Darwin weg: dank intensiver Glaubensforschung ist die Welt dem Ursprung aller Ursprünge eine Spaghetti-Breite näher gekommen.
- ...The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being. ...(Quelle: Wikipedia)
- ... Nachdem am Freitag letzter Woche das zum virtuellen Magazin angewachsene Blog "boingboing" ein Preisgeld von 250.000 Dollar für denjenigen aussetzte, der empirisch schlüssig beweisen könne, dass Jesus Christus nicht der Sohn eines fliegenden Spaghetti-Monsters sei, fanden sich schnell weitere Spender. Inzwischen locken die Spötter die religiöse Fraktion mit einer satten Million Dollar Preisgeld für den Spaghetti-Gottes-Beweis. ...(Quelle: Spiegel online)
- "...What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is.
For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years.
But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. ..."(Quelle: www.veganza.org)
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